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29 year old German singer called Mera the Carrot, who along with her pecker loving producer Mike the Carrot have formed Europe's first penis patrol about time too.
Their hit single 20 centimeters preaches the gospel of long schlongs. In their book a man isn't exactly a man unless he's hung like a horse.
And if you were wondering what 20 centimeters was exactly, actually it's only 8 inches. Hmm, must grow them very small in Germany.
Right, enough of him. Can I see the one on the right please? Thank you.