Video Transcription
Hmm.
Ever since Boris and I came home from the mall the other day, I've been humping things like crazy.
I've been humping my pillow, my stuffed toys, even my table. It's been crazy in here.
I don't think I'm normal anymore. I've been humping every single thing in my room. It's a mess in here.
Oh, you mean this? Of course I've been using it, you big dummy. It's the root of all my problems. I can't get enough humping things now.