Dicked Drooly Ditzy Damsel Declares Ballgaggedly Declinations To Spiral Downward Drastically Over Her Direst Desires

Yeah, so I was like, "Oh wait, maybe what he actually wanted was something like GrabCock, which he did want to have."

Yeah, that's what he wanted.

And that's crazy, that's nuts, because nobody ever wants that stuff, like, ever.

I wish I had better ones than this.

I gotta do a fucking...