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So you really think that commercial is going to change your life, huh?
The commercial said it would.
This is a commercial that you heard and you're going to believe it, even though it was on an adult movie channel.
The person on the phone assured me that if I wasn't totally satisfied, they'd give me a total refund on my $299 installation fee.
$299 installation fee? You can get a flat rate hooker for all day for that.