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Cheers girlies! Welcome to my new apartment, never did I ever think I'd be here in NYC.
Oh wow, thank you.
I know, thank you so much for coming over. I know that airfare is expensive and stuff but it's gonna be a great couple of days.
I wanted to kick our first night off together in however long to a proper big bang so I've got an actual bit of a surprise for you girls.
So, I have met someone online. Not a boyfriend, no no no, I'm not online dating again after that catastrophe.