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You see, I'm not gay, but I can say, like, "Hey, you know, you're a good-looking young man."
If I was a chick, I'd fuck you.
But, you know, I'd be like, "Hey! I'm just trying to get my legs for you."
But, you know, like, I'm the guy that's like, I can honestly say, you know, like, Cody Cummings, Mason Wyler.
God, he is the one. He's a piece of fucking ass.