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Hey loser! Here we are, making this video talking about your pathetic, pathetic, tiny dick
Like how big is it? Like this big? This big? It's a micro penis
I think you know me at this point, I'm only interested in men with big dicks, at least 18's, like most women
But since you paid me and since we are here, I guess you deserve your 10 minutes of fame
Since, poor you, in real life women don't have any interest in pathetic, small penis masturbators