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I don't get it. Here I am, the guy who knows more ranges than Euclid, and I'm stuck.
And it sucks. I mean, look, I usually subscribe to the water bug approach to life, you know?
I just skim over the surface, I don't get my feet wet, and I don't stink.
But now, now I feel naked, exposed, like a goddamn snake between skins.
And all because of a piece of ass. Make that asses, plural.