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Oh my god, I can't believe we actually ended up here.
Like, I feel kind of bad leaving my wife behind, but yeah, I have to say, when I saw you walking down the street,
and I took you in for the drink, and then you told me that you had a car, that just made me forget about everything else in the world.
Like, I'll be honest, a girl like you has been my fantasy for as long as I can remember. I just didn't think you would exist.
So that bulge is real, right?