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Hello Gooner. Every day you're given the gift of life. You're able to open your eyes and it's
another day to goon and worship your ultimate supreme goddess, me. So pretty, so divine,
so inspiring that you need to goon to and worship me every single day. Don't you feel
so lucky Gooner? Don't you feel so lucky to know my beauty, to know my voice, to feel my
control over you? You cannot resist me. You are powerless against me and you don't mind. In fact,