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I'm glad you came. Boy do I have a surprise for you today. I know how much you love my feet and I know how much you love the way they smell. So nasty yet so sweet at the same time.
I have a pair of socks here that I've been wearing for two weeks. Oh yeah look at that felt. Look at all that dirt. It's wet. Go ahead. Take a nice good whiff.
See I have a little uh. Oh no it's okay. Keep sniffing. Sorry where was I? It's just so enjoyable sitting there watching you sniff my foot. I mean you're practically drooling.
Alright what I was saying was I have some pretty naughty ideas to do with these socks. I was thinking I could either A. wear them for another week or B. reward you with them.
Oh I can see you're sitting there begging for number two. Second option. Well I kind of have been having an off day. A little slow. Kind of bored. So you are going to amuse me.