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Hello, my name's Dirty Dog. I know it's probably quite hard to believe, but back in the day,
I was quite a ladies' man. You know what? I couldn't walk down the street without some
gorgeous bit of stuff throwing itself at my feet or at my cock. But as you can see, my
unbridled life of debauchery has led me here, to this piss-stinking alleyway filled with
lowlife and scum. We're not scum. Present company accepted, of course. So let my lifestyle