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Happy birthday! I'm here as your delicious birthday present to give you everything you want.
Not. It's more like happy, sad, unworthy day. Or happy, sad, no worth day.
Or some kind of combination in there. I don't even know if I can think of something as pathetic as you are.
So we're gonna go with happy, unbirthday, no worth day.
I like that.