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Excuse me. Yes? Oh, you must be Mrs. Johnson. Yes, and you gave my son an F on his paper, and I don't know why. He's a good ***.
Oh, no, little Johnny's very troubled. He wrote an essay. Really? Yes, he wrote a very, very troubling essay about you.
What could he possibly have said? I'll show you. Hold on a minute. I've got it right here.
He said, "My mother is the biggest whore I know. She's always fucking men. The other day, I caught her sucking off."
What's wrong with that? It's all true. It is? It is, and if you give my son an A, I'll show you. Really? There he is.