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Do you know what today is? What is today? My lucky day. Oh is it now? See for me it's the beginning of Lent.
Okay, for me it's because, let's keep you there, I've been eyeballing you forever. It's been a long time.
I even slept in the bed with you and you were naked. But I didn't do anything. I was a good boy because you gave me a place to stay when somebody locked me out.
Asshole.
See I wasn't going to say that. I knew you were going to.