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Hello there, it's Lily Lightspeed Lane. I'm 5'4, 120 and I'm fighting out of Los Angeles, California.
Hi, I am Chris the Lumberjack Epic. I am 6'2, 200 pounds and I am fighting out of Las Vegas, Nevada.
Today they brought me a big lumberjack. I cannot wait to climb all over him, chop him down and get him down on his knees so he can worship me.
I'm not going to use all these big muscles to dominate Lily. I'm just going to use all this sexual energy to seduce her into winning this fight.
After I win in the sex fight, I'm going to chop him down by pinning him down and I'm just going to jump on top of him and lumberjack him off.