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I'm 5'3", 110 pounds, and I was so good in my first match, they brought me back for the rookie tournament.
I'm London "The Tower" River. I am 138 pounds. This is my second match with Ultimate Surrender, and I'm already in a tournament, so I'm pretty badass.
All those years, I had three older brothers. I'm ready to take it back on the women now.
My strategy today is to use my long legs to wrap around her, hold her, and impose my will on her.
After I kick her ass in round four, I'm going to spank her ass until it's the same color as her bathing suit.