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They say that breaking up with your boyfriend can be dramatic, but what they don't tell you is that dealing with said boyfriend's annoying new lover is even worse.
Jeremy cheated on me with this asshole here, Ryan. Now they're an item. It's only a matter of time before Jeremy's next boyfriend is hauling his crap out of Ryan's house. The cycle will go on and on.
He is easy on the eyes though, I'll give him that. Jeremy does have good taste.
Where's my spare key?
Jeremy didn't give me any spare keys.