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I figure the bed's one of those vibrating numbers, so that explains the quarters.
Nobody could possibly fancy pretzel twists that much, so I figured you won some kind of weird contest.
As for the condoms, well, either you got a yin for cheerleading squads, or we had the night of all nights.
Whatever. There's an explanation.
I take it Betty's one of the exotics? You got a machine for that, too?