Megan Rain riding a dildo

or Steve's baptism. You let me throw myself at a complete stranger? Not a complete stranger.

Look, I only did this because I wanted to go to the dance with the homecoming queen and

I didn't want you to be mad. That is so unthoughtful. Come here.

Now say goodbye to your kneecaps, Stan. Honey, I know you're upset but I also know you never should have