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Hey neighbor, thank you for coming over. Here, come on. Have a seat and relax.
So, I kind of might have lied to you, and I'm sorry about that. My sink isn't really broken.
I invited you over here to get back at that guy I was dating. Do you remember John?
John is a pathetic bitch. First of all, his dick is like maybe three inches hard, and I wasn't dealing with this shit, so I said fuck him and I broke up with him.
So, I was wondering maybe if you wanted to have some fun and get back at him and send him a little blowjob to you, if you're interested.