Mrs B's spunky knickers

I've been doing my laundry today. Do you know what I found when I went to the laundry basket?

I found this pair of knickers, my knickers, in the laundry basket.

And when I took them out to wash them, do you know what I found in them?

I think you do, don't you?

In the gusset, a big fucking dried spunk stain.