Playing with my bum hole in the shower after some wet T-shirt action, I got busted be the doorbell going

Hey hey hey! How's it going? I am having immense trouble working out where to put this light.

No, this, what's it called? Phone thingy. Yeah, right. Anyway, it's my 40th birthday today

and I thought I would do something a bit different. I'm just getting ready to go meet my daddy.

My real daddy, not my sexual daddy. And, and, and, yeah, I need to save for lunch.

So I thought I would start off with a white t-shirt.