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I'm gonna be queen of vegetables today because I forgot all my favorite vibrators. All my favorite vibrators.
Nice glass dildos. I left them at home. How could I not jerk off?
I had to jerk off, so I thought I'd try and get some new lovers and some fun ones.
They got the gold ones. I jerked off with a condom. I'm gonna fuck a carrot into a carrot.
A black condom is fun. Not a shaved pussy with a carrot in a black condom.