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I'm Revere, and today I'm gonna be fucking this guy named Shane Collins.
And let me say, I saw him in the back and, mm, he's hot. I'm gonna tear him up.
An interesting little thing about me, well, I love to masturbate. I mean, you can just call me the masturbator.
And when I masturbate, it's usually midday, kinda a few hours after I get up, but an hour or so before I have to go do anything.
'Cause that's the one thing that will really get me ready for my day.