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Dear diary, I think my days as a virgin are numbered. I've seen so much lately.
Just today, on my way home, this old wino pulled out his penis and was leering at me.
And the really strange thing was that I was more turned on than afraid.
In my mind, I wish I could have just gone up to him and relieved him of his sperm.
I know what happens because I've seen it before.