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The Cockatier, a man who towers inches above most others, a man who has devoted himself to preserving sexual freedom throughout America,
and getting lucky with super fine babes whenever he gets the chance, and who, disguised as cool dude and really macho hunk Rand Milstrom,
fights a never ending struggle against repressive shitheads as he stands erect for truth, justice, and sexual liberation.
It's Sexual Awareness Day in Horn Dog City, a day where the good citizens take time from their busy schedules of screwing one another for a buck
to pay homage to and appreciate being in a sexually free society. It is a day of peace and peace of ass.