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I'm Will "Twinkle Toes" Havoc. I'm 5'11", 165. I'm fighting out of Las Vegas, Nevada.
My name is Riley "Renegade" Daniels. I'm 5'6", 140 pounds, out of Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Well, they've put me with a rookie today, and it's going to be a cakewalk. I've been matched with some experienced fighters before, and today's just going to be easy peasy.
This is my first match, but I'm not super worried. I mean, how hard could it be? I've seen this shit on Pornhub. It's not like it's real.
After I win the match today, I'm going to pull those cute little pigtails, and I'm going to fuck her really hard.