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Tina and I were born February 22nd, 1995, conjoined at the upper abdomen, what fans of Chang and Ng, or anyone else for that matter, would call "Siamese twins."
A term that neither Tina nor I had much use for, being that we were neither Siamese nor very twin-like, at least as far as our looks went.
Had we not been connected, most people probably never would have guessed that we were even related. In many ways, we were very different people.
But as much as we had in contrast, we had in common too. Like our tastes in women, for example.
Oh my goodness.