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Hey, folks, this is Bas Shire. I'm in my apartment in Rotterdam.
I'm actually bored out of my mind. So I was thinking about doing something.
I think I'll make a sex tape sometime. 'Cause I've wanted to for a long time.
And I've got a nice camera, except I don't have a wife yet. We'll try to find it.
My little darling on the spot, who said there's a new dating site.