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You can feed me all the excuses that you want, but none of them actually make up for the fact that you are completely, absolutely inept at your job and you have no business within this company.
You, you see, though, we have a hiring freeze right now, so I can't fire you, but I can demote you.
So you are now no longer going to be sitting out there in your little cubicle doing your little tippity-tappity typey things that we do that you're so, so bad at.
You're going to go to the mail room, okay?
Just see my secretary on the way out and, um, well, enjoy your demotion.