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Over my knee this way, because I'm left handed, yeah, so if you go over my knee that way.
You can put your legs up on the sofa if you want, there you go, as long as you don't put your heels through it.
Right, now, what I'm going to do, if you put your face that way so the camera can see the pain,
because that's what they like. So face that way, bottom here, and I'm going to start smacking you over this skirt first of all, okay.
Not that I think it's going to give you much protection. No, it's kind of quite thin isn't it?