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Hey. Oh my god. What? Can you close your robe at least? I know you've been a nudist all your life, but geez, do I have to see it too?
I was gonna say, honey, I was on the nude beach today. What are you talking about? There are no nude beaches here.
Okay, fine. I was on the regular beach bathing nude. You could have got a ticket.
Why isn't anybody around? You know I'm always careful.
Please. That one time the cop saw me. He liked what he saw too much anyway, so he's not gonna fuck with me.