Straight inked dudes showing dicks jerk off contest

I've come up with an idea.

I want you guys to try to do something like this, alright?

And once you're done with it, you should take a picture of it, put it in the comments, or just type this up in the comments.

What we're gonna do is we're going to be rated on our face, our chest, our soft penis, our ass, our hard penis,

Is that hard penis?