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That night changed my life. It was like I found nirvana so early on.
Everything since then has been anticlimactic.
I mean, my entire life has been one meaningless fling after another, just trying to find another girl that squirts.
I mean, there's gotta be another one. There's gotta be another girl like Lori out there somewhere.
You know, if this girl was so fucking special, then why didn't you just stay the hell with her, man?