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Hey, thanks for calling me back. We've got to talk.
Hold that thought because I actually have to tell you the greatest freaking story you're ever going to hear.
So I'm walking through the park and I see this old man...
I'd been trying to break up with Brad for weeks, but every time I tried, I couldn't get a word in edgewise.
...she knew my friends. I beat up with my friends, we walked down the park, and then I told him, "I went to fucking Yale, bro. I think I can handle this."