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Mr. Slater, hi. All your tests came back negative. Everything's fine. No problems. Found absolutely nothing.
Are you absolutely sure there's nothing?
Yes, Slater. I am positive. I don't know what all was going on up there. Apparently it was some pretty wild stuff, but you're safe. Everything's clear. Clear as a bell.
Yeah, when I was in Europe it was pretty bad. I did some pretty nasty, decadent things and it got pretty wild.
Well, you're a lucky man, because there's absolutely nothing. Everything's clear. Nothing. In fact, you are so clean, I'd even fuck you. And I'm a nurse.