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It's always the same fucking dream. There I am at the Marine Ball, looking sharp as shit with my hand out to Sharon Stone.
I know she's hot as hell to get into my skivvies, but that bitch pretends not to notice me.
So what was I supposed to do? I whipped it out and told her to eat me.
But only I wasn't at the Marine Ball. I was in the barracks dreaming.
And it wasn't Sharon Stone who saw me. It was that fucking Sergeant Swan.