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I love these little keys. I don't know why. Because they are completely in control of that little tiny penis of yours.
And with these three simple little keys, you can't do anything. Nope. No more jerking off 20 times a day.
Or even getting sex. Not that anyone wants to fuck you in the first place.
Maybe a little shovel penis would be nice in here. It's nice and cold too.
That should be fun. So then if you do anything bad, I can just place a hot iron on it.