About me: Alas, the time we've been here is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable perverts... We don't know half of you half as well as we should like, and we like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. We're just a couple of deviant nerds who have always been deep into kink. We've had a fantastic time exploring and sharing with this kinky community and are looking forward to sharing more of our intimate experiences with each of you. Stay tuned. Married, collared, owned, monogamous and NOT looking for anything offline be you man, woman or anything in between. Disrespecting that or either of us is a quick way to get ignored and blocked. That being said, we are open and accepting of all lifestyles and love hearing from each of you.