So you want to be friends (and see those videos)
So you want to be friends:
You found my profile, watched my "open" videos and think, hey, that´s cool, I want to see more or you want a video from me. (Because, let´s be honest, we all know why we are here. On xHamster, I mean.)
Dear Hamster-men, let´s clarify something first:
If you are a man, you will need to "bring something" as well, because I am not gay or bisexual. I´m not into dudes, period. There will be an extra post about becoming friends if you are a man, go ahead read that.
Here is the link (for those of you who are lazy):
https://xhamster.com/posts/10033461
And I will put this right here to the men, because it´s fitting in my opinion:
If you are a fake female profile, and let´s be honest, I feel like 90 percent of all "female" profiles on here are fake, I am
pretty sure I don´t want to be friends with you. I don´t want to be friends with you, I won´t make a video for "you" and I am not willing to interact with fakes on here. At all!
Yes, I have been falling for fakes and honestly, I am done with it! I´m done with all you fucking fakes out there.
If you still think it´s a good idea to send me message, then just admit you are fake and we can take it from there. I am most likly going to direct you to the "So you are a guy and want to be friends"-post.
(again, for you lazy fakes: https://xhamster.com/posts/10033461)
Right, now on to the ladies:
You are a "real" female, with a female profile on here and you want to friends, please, please, pretty please send me a message first.
If you are already verified, I will most likely send you a friendrequest from my end or accept your request if you did send one as well.
But still, talk to me first.
If you are not verfied on here, I am going to ask you for some kind of "verification".
No worries, there will be a post about my idea of how we can do this without revealing your face. But if you happen to have pictures on your profile that show your face, I will not bullshit around, verfiy to me, or it´s a straight NO!
Why?
You might want to check out the paragraph right above "Right, now on to the ladies", because I am talking about fake profiles there.
I am not going to repeat that.
If you don´t want to "verify", it´s totally fine by me. Nobody is asking for something you don´t want to do. But you want to be friends on here and watch my videos, so I will want something as well. I want you to be honest and I want you to be who you really are, and I want verification.
So you are a female and want to get a tribute video?
There will be a post about that as well. For now, if we are not friends yet and you are not verfied (either by the Hamster or by verifying to me)
there won´t be new tribute videos for people from the xhamster community and I will most likely use this profile here just "for backup" for my other porn&tribute endevours (ask if you really want to know).
In short, enjoy my content but if you aren´t verfied there will be no video for you.
If you are verified and you want me to make a tribute video for you, I will ask you for a picture (I enjoy making longer videos, so more than one picture will be greatly appreciated). And I will most likely ask you for a picture that isn´t already up on your profile. If you are fine with that, just let me know, we will make something "happen", I´m sure ?
Update:
I have gotten off my lazy ass and finally wrote a "So you are a female and want a cumtribute video:" post.
You can find it here:
https://xhamster.com/posts/10083291
Now on the couples:
I have had some good experiences with "couple" profiles on here, but those are VERY few and rare. Most couple profiles (in my opinion) are ran by a single man who pretends to be "a couple" with some older pictures of his ex wife, girlfriend, flirt or whatever.
With "real" couples I ended up talking to the guy most of the time and why dafaq should I want to talk to a man, if I am not interested in men.
If you are a couple and you are verified as a couple on here, send me message first and we can talk about beeing friends. I will most likely ask about who is running the profile most of the time and then I am going to decide (by the conversation we had) if I want the two of you on my friendlist.
If you are not verfied, I will ask for varification. How? Let´s talk about it, send me a message.
Once I know that "the both of you" are "who you say you are", sure, let´s be friends. Let´s have some fun conversations and feel free to enjoy my videos.
If you want to have a tribute video and we are not friends on xHamster, no chance! There will be no tribute video!
If we already are friends, let´s talk about it, but I will most likely ask for special pictures that are not on your profile yet.
Aaaaand finally trans people:
I really have not decided how to handle you yet. As it comes down to personal preferances, I am unable to tell from the term "Transsexual" alone how I am going to interact with you.
Feel free to contact me, just shoot me a message and we can talk a bit and see where it goes from there. Maybe I will ask you for some kind of verification (if you aren´t verfied on the Hamster already), it depends on how I perceive you as a person and on how I am able to apprehend your sexuality. It will also depend on what you want from me.
As I have said, if you want to be friends on here, talk to me first.
If you want to have tribute video, that´s something I am not able to make a general prediction. We would have to see. Sorry :/
Well that´s it for now, I guess.
If you have any questions, just ask.
Have fun everyone!
You found my profile, watched my "open" videos and think, hey, that´s cool, I want to see more or you want a video from me. (Because, let´s be honest, we all know why we are here. On xHamster, I mean.)
Dear Hamster-men, let´s clarify something first:
If you are a man, you will need to "bring something" as well, because I am not gay or bisexual. I´m not into dudes, period. There will be an extra post about becoming friends if you are a man, go ahead read that.
Here is the link (for those of you who are lazy):
https://xhamster.com/posts/10033461
And I will put this right here to the men, because it´s fitting in my opinion:
If you are a fake female profile, and let´s be honest, I feel like 90 percent of all "female" profiles on here are fake, I am
pretty sure I don´t want to be friends with you. I don´t want to be friends with you, I won´t make a video for "you" and I am not willing to interact with fakes on here. At all!
Yes, I have been falling for fakes and honestly, I am done with it! I´m done with all you fucking fakes out there.
If you still think it´s a good idea to send me message, then just admit you are fake and we can take it from there. I am most likly going to direct you to the "So you are a guy and want to be friends"-post.
(again, for you lazy fakes: https://xhamster.com/posts/10033461)
Right, now on to the ladies:
You are a "real" female, with a female profile on here and you want to friends, please, please, pretty please send me a message first.
If you are already verified, I will most likely send you a friendrequest from my end or accept your request if you did send one as well.
But still, talk to me first.
If you are not verfied on here, I am going to ask you for some kind of "verification".
No worries, there will be a post about my idea of how we can do this without revealing your face. But if you happen to have pictures on your profile that show your face, I will not bullshit around, verfiy to me, or it´s a straight NO!
Why?
You might want to check out the paragraph right above "Right, now on to the ladies", because I am talking about fake profiles there.
I am not going to repeat that.
If you don´t want to "verify", it´s totally fine by me. Nobody is asking for something you don´t want to do. But you want to be friends on here and watch my videos, so I will want something as well. I want you to be honest and I want you to be who you really are, and I want verification.
So you are a female and want to get a tribute video?
There will be a post about that as well. For now, if we are not friends yet and you are not verfied (either by the Hamster or by verifying to me)
there won´t be new tribute videos for people from the xhamster community and I will most likely use this profile here just "for backup" for my other porn&tribute endevours (ask if you really want to know).
In short, enjoy my content but if you aren´t verfied there will be no video for you.
If you are verified and you want me to make a tribute video for you, I will ask you for a picture (I enjoy making longer videos, so more than one picture will be greatly appreciated). And I will most likely ask you for a picture that isn´t already up on your profile. If you are fine with that, just let me know, we will make something "happen", I´m sure ?
Update:
I have gotten off my lazy ass and finally wrote a "So you are a female and want a cumtribute video:" post.
You can find it here:
https://xhamster.com/posts/10083291
Now on the couples:
I have had some good experiences with "couple" profiles on here, but those are VERY few and rare. Most couple profiles (in my opinion) are ran by a single man who pretends to be "a couple" with some older pictures of his ex wife, girlfriend, flirt or whatever.
With "real" couples I ended up talking to the guy most of the time and why dafaq should I want to talk to a man, if I am not interested in men.
If you are a couple and you are verified as a couple on here, send me message first and we can talk about beeing friends. I will most likely ask about who is running the profile most of the time and then I am going to decide (by the conversation we had) if I want the two of you on my friendlist.
If you are not verfied, I will ask for varification. How? Let´s talk about it, send me a message.
Once I know that "the both of you" are "who you say you are", sure, let´s be friends. Let´s have some fun conversations and feel free to enjoy my videos.
If you want to have a tribute video and we are not friends on xHamster, no chance! There will be no tribute video!
If we already are friends, let´s talk about it, but I will most likely ask for special pictures that are not on your profile yet.
Aaaaand finally trans people:
I really have not decided how to handle you yet. As it comes down to personal preferances, I am unable to tell from the term "Transsexual" alone how I am going to interact with you.
Feel free to contact me, just shoot me a message and we can talk a bit and see where it goes from there. Maybe I will ask you for some kind of verification (if you aren´t verfied on the Hamster already), it depends on how I perceive you as a person and on how I am able to apprehend your sexuality. It will also depend on what you want from me.
As I have said, if you want to be friends on here, talk to me first.
If you want to have tribute video, that´s something I am not able to make a general prediction. We would have to see. Sorry :/
Well that´s it for now, I guess.
If you have any questions, just ask.
Have fun everyone!
4 years ago