APartridge48
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Alan Partridge
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offthehooknow 3 years ago
Presumably an infected spinal column in a bap
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jonnyperv5000 4 years ago
Shame you drive a Rover now Al
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DonWeatherman 4 years ago
Who got the power pack?!
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APartridge48 Host 4 years ago
Since owning a Lexus, it’s amazing the number of Lexi you see around. Because that’s the plural
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jonnyperv5000 4 years ago
Lexuses or Lexii?!
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APartridge48 Host 4 years ago
In 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded; I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies; Buckaroo! I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter career. He said, ‘You jammy bastard’ and quick as a flash, I replied, ‘Don’t be blue, Peter!
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APartridge48 Host 4 years ago
If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother!
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bland1245789 4 years ago
COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE.
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APartridge48 Host 4 years ago
Tits?
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bland1245789 4 years ago
A prank caller? what's rude about A Body?
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