jakefromstatefarm_

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MONSTER

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Monster City

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MopKiss 1 year ago

I am supposed to relay another message from the Moose Fucker. He said he is to busy watching the "Last Samurai" while masturbating, and that he cannot be bothered with you tonight because he must focus on accomplishing his goal. not sure what that goal is, I am assuming it is jerking off to Tom Cruise, but I cannot be certain. You know how it is with those closet cases, they are never clear in what they mean about anything, and always talking in circles !!

jakefromstatefarm_ Host 2 years ago

EVERYONE LOVE MONSTER HAHAHA

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Cocktoberdoggg 2 years ago

sexy fooker

1NebMoon7 5 years ago

Thanks for the invite

Difficult to be cool in 30 degree heat. And do get the name right when you book, otherwise they will be instructed to charge you triple

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Colin_Jeffcott 6 years ago

Do be cool mr Keddie,Oh BTW Could you fetch me another Cabernet Sauvignon from the Red Bistro Bus

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Oh look... Chris returns and so do the long dormant alts. Coincidence?

jakefromstatefarm_ Host 6 years ago

RUSSIA IS A WEAK TRANNY, MONSTER GOT BRAIN!

jakefromstatefarm_ Host 6 years ago

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Dr-Funkenstein 7 years ago

Comin' to you directly from the Mothership