I WAS STANDING NEXT TO A PICKUP TRUCK WHILE WAITING TO CROSS THE STREET. IN THE BED WAS A LARGE DOG. A YOUNG GUY, ABOUT 20 WALKS UP AND SAYS"DOES YOUR DOG BITE?' NO MY DOG DOESN'T BITE, I REPLIED. HE REACHES UP TO PET THE DOG AND IS BITTEN ON THE HAND. AFTER FREEING HIMSELF, HE SAYS ' "YOU SAID YOUR DOG DOESN'T BITE. YOUR FUCKING DOG BIT ME." I REPLIED "THAT'S NOT MY FUCKING DOG."… Read more

ever wonder why divorce is so expensive ? BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING WORTH IT !! LOVE. STEVE… Read more

the food that kills a slut's sexual appetite is A PIECE OF HER WEDDING CAKE.… Read more

IF GOD WERE A WOMAN, CUM WOULD TASTE LIKE CHOCOLATE. THERE'S YOUR PROOF 1… Read more

Guy and slut are arguing over the checkbook balance. He says " I dont see how GOD could make a slut so beautiful,and so fucking stupid. She replies. : God made me beautiful so you'd love me. He made me fucking stupid so I'd love you !… Read more