I love to hike naked when the weather is favourable. I have had a number of near misses when I have spotted someone and had enough time to get off the trail. This one time however I was dressed on a cock cage, hat and shoes. Nothing else. I heard a cyclist coming up behind me. No time to run, nowhere to go. I had to tough it out. He rode past and said "nice bum". I was freeked out and chuffed at the same time.… Read more