Imagine I'm right in front of you doing this right now. What's your favourate part and what will you do with me?… Read more

So there we were, "Jimmy" and me, dancing in a nightclub, laughing, drinking, having a good time but "Jimmy" was all shy when asked where he wanted the night to lead. Poor guy, didn't know what to say. Or where to look. As it turned out he wasn't local and hadn't had the foresight to make any plans for accommodation. So, well, it's me. That doesn't bother me. I'm thirstier than ever after all that crap beer so he'd better quench it. I whispered in his ear a little something and took his hand, leading him out of the nightclub. We didn't have a clue where we were going, stupid fuckwit. But… Read more