It's an odd thing that we can feel so inhibited when we see a friend's equipment and want to comment on it but fear of retribution is so high. Luckily, I went swimming with a good work colleague a few years ago and we had to share a changing cubicle. I just commented on his long foreskin and he was happy to demonstrate pulling it back to expose his helmet. His comments were on size of my bollocks. It was funny and horny in a bonding kind of way. Meant that we had taken a first step and when we were drinking a couple of weeks later at a stay over work seminar, it was not difficult to end up bac… Read more

Family wedding. After shower, porn on iPad, bashing the meat and my (ex) wife’s cousin walked in (I’d completely forgotten I’d said he could shower in my room). No way I could hide what I what was doing and just said “oh fuck!” He looked surprised but very quickly said “no need to apologise for that fucker mate” pointing at my rock hard dick. I apologised and made to leave the room and he said “don’t fucking worry about it, I love a good knoboff and I’m not likely to get anything off the wife tonight”. Within a minute he’d dropped his trousers and was todging away it with me. He’s a chunky blo… Read more