Stranger_inThe_night
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Stranger_inThe_night Host 9 years ago
Everyone should always remember to lavate las manos : )
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Stranger_inThe_night Host 11 years ago
A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him,
“Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys."
The redneck said,
"I'm not surprised. I have a penis the size of a fucking chimney."
The nurse replied,
"You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black."
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Stranger_inThe_night Host 11 years ago
Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday.
Johnny's father says, "We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won't be a $200 bike this year."
Two days later, Little Johnny walks out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. His father asks him why he's leaving.
Johnny says, "Early this morning, I was walking past your room, and I heard you tell Mommy that you were pulling out, and Mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'll get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!
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Stranger_inThe_night Host 12 years ago
if u could read my mind, I'm pretty sure u would be traumatized for life or become sexually aroused
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Stranger_inThe_night Host 12 years ago
Charity degrades those who receive it, and hardens those who dispense it. - George Sand
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Stranger_inThe_night Host 12 years ago
You think your Job sucks, Just think somebody got up today and assembled dildos with a straight face.
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Cee_Regazzo 12 years ago
Thanks for your comments, ... and the jokes! ;)
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Stranger_inThe_night Host 12 years ago
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free." The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"
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Stranger_inThe_night Host 12 years ago
If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping?
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Stranger_inThe_night Host 12 years ago
Drinking rum before 10:00 am makes you a Pirate not an alcoholic.
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