I am one of these dinosaurs who belive in marriage vows, and though I would be lying if I said I hadn’t been tempted at times, luckily, I haven’t quite managed to fall at the wayside...yet! but in over 50 years, I have managed, my marriage being based solely on trust. My wife is nowadays a non-sexual being, that I wouldn’t change for anyone, she being a truly wonderful partner. That said, Some years ago, on here, I had contact on here with a lady called Dawn, 2016 to be exact, she opened my eyes to their being a different point of view to sex, and its variations, later I found an Australian la… Read more

Grunt and withdrawn lips=sign of...” I don’t approve but saying nout!”...best ignored completely if possible. Can be beneficial to the ladies heart rate Muttering=in this state she will tell husband of her disapproval on arrival at a place out of earshot of others, most women calm from this level eventually, but the condition may continue for some hours. Curse=at this point she explains what has been wrong in condition 1 and 2, but normally only to the husband, though this may be in public, Period discomfort may accelerate these conditions, at which times better to be off fishing, or some othe… Read more

MY RULES ARE IF YOU HAVE OVER 1000 FRIENDS ALREADY= I DON`T WANT YOU! IF YOUR A NEWBIE SORRY THERE IS TOO MANY SHYSTERS THAT COME AND GO WAY TOO QUICKLY HERE, TRY AGAIN WHEN YOU HAVE MOVED UP THE CHAIN...SORRY . IF YOU, ARE FOLKS JUST 'FROM EARTH', or have MORE CONTENT HIDDEN THAN AVAILABLE, OR EVEN NO CONTENT , HAVE MANY DICK PICKS OR ARE TOO TIRED TO REMOVE DELETES , OR RETIRED "FRIENDS," I DO NOT WANT YOU IF YOU REFER TO WOMEN AS SLUTS COWS OR WHORES ETC OR IF YOU ARE INTO YOUNGSTERS OR CRAP... I MOST DEFINI… Read more

It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgenic man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food an… Read more

An actual sign at golf course. With golf season quickly approaching here in the Toronto area, here is some golf humour: Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland . 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.… Read more

330 part 2 They lay in late, it was Sunday, the thick curtains hid the light, she awoke to find her head lay on his shoulder, his arms still holding her as if loath to lose contact, now it had been made in this carnal fashion. Her bladder told her she needed to rise. She slid from his arm and out of the bed, he grunted, but slept on, and she smiled, slipping quietly away to the toilet. That relief over she still naked, wandered to the kitchen, on with the kettle, strong tea, she needed tea…and toast, she was hungry, yes toast… In autopilot she made a pile of toast, golden brown, hot buttere… Read more