Ladies and much appreciated dudes, I have touched a wiener. Two wieners. It was awesome, it is still awesome. Why have I not done this sooner? (This was back in like September '17, lol) I don't know what to put in a post like this. I feel like it isn't particularly interesting to people, what kinda dude or lady wants to read about a girl touching a wiener? BUT, it is interesting to me, so I wanna POST IT! ========================================================================================= I have broken my lewd barrier and started to touch the wieners. :B This happened back in September… Read more

This was a few weeks ago but I think it's funny. IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AT A 7-11 GAS STATION! Think 2-3am. I was sitting in the passenger seat while my mom loaded up on gas. This dude pulls up and parks towards the side of the entrance to the gas station and GOES INSIDE! HOLY CRAP! My mom finishes getting gas as I'm enjoying my fruit snack and apple juice and gets back into the car. THEN THE DUDE COMES BACK OUT as my mom starts digging in her purse to find the keys. (Idk why people carry purses, they are endless pits of candy and loose change. Carry wallets, they are conven… Read more

Humm. If you were trying to connect with someone, or let someone know something private or special about yourself what would you tell them or show them? I know that giving yourself physically to someone is a big step in things like this but I don't have an interest in it, or at least not yet? Haha. But things like sharing the music I love with someone is something very personal to me. Things like specific songs that I like to listen to when I'm being dorky and what not. Or BOOKS! Yeah, I like sharing books, quotes, and stories, or forcing someone to give me story time. Story time makes me… Read more

Yiss or no? Any reason why? Honestly I don't think I could. :( I don't wanna sound like a ween but the risk outweighs the benefit. But then you think 'what if I'm turning down the best person in the history of ever?' But then it's HIV that comes with it. It's a tough one, I think. But then if I were with someone and they contracted HIV maybe I would think differently about it? Serious topic is serious. Woo!… Read more

Okee dokee, so I have been wondering what other women's breasts feel like after touching my own for the last five minutes. I am very curious about this, but I'm unwilling to go out and find out for myself what other women's breasts feel like because I'm probably not into that. I figured that most of you would have had your fair share of experience with glorious marvelous boobs. Are they squishy? Hard? Soft? Do they feel like pears in firmness? lol tomatoes? I don't have a lot to go on here because I can only compare them to so many things, ha ha. Mine feel like soft, pillowy? aweso… Read more

I was thinking it would be cool for a bird tail, but then I started laughing because it would be pretty short and it would look like you just stuffed a bird up your ass, haha. But it WOULD be awesome if they had DINOSAUR ONES! Because dinosaurs are awesome and who doesn't want to pretend they're a dinosaur? OR Spiked dragon ones with poison on the end that you could use on your enemies! Imagine being killed by a poisoned dragon tail butt plug. The shame in it is great, butt wonderful, hue hue hue. Would you use one though? Personally I probably wouldn't but they… Read more

I think I've lost all interest in porn and basically the thought of ever having the sexy time with someone else in general. Sure I'd like to try it one day, I guess, but really it looks or rather feels like I've seen everything there is to see. I've explored every nook and cranny of porn there is from vanilla to some freaky weird shit, lol, that I don't think I even want to experience it for myself anymore. HAHA! I've experienced it through others while they were on video for everyone, huehue. I wonder if I should tell that or if I should keep it to myself. But I already typed it so it's to… Read more